Vulva's hairy predicament....

Hi eFolks,

Bit new to all this and seem to have shot my wad a tad early and require hospitalization..... I was wondering if there are any kind souls out there willing to make donations of travel tickets, food, weapons, money, gold, stock or anything you would have liked to have had when you were one week old... If you could be so kind as to help I will pledge to help n00bs myself when I'm more established.Thanks in advance to any who can be of assistance....

Kind Regards, Vulva Johnson

Lol welcome, I was going to donate some food but I noticed you were in eAustralia :/ why is it that you are posting in our forums?

Well franky, I could give you some bs about how its a globalized world, we're all in this together, etc.. but the truth is its a matter of help maximization and more panhandling equals more coins in my eHat......I would greatly appreciate your offer of food if its still on the table, all I have gotten as yet is some wellness and a ticket. I would like to point out also that I think Canada is a great country full of wonderful and generous people..lol. Good luck in your eEndeavours.... Regards, VJ.

http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/1551955

LOL...but why don't you move to eCanada then? I'll give you the food anyway cause I don't need it

I would gladly eMove there if eCanadians wish to sponsor me with a ticket some cash or health.... Come on eCanada, give til it hurts...Thankyouinadvance, VJ. (sings, O' Canada)

http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/1551955

lol...

I'd give you a Canadian made ticket

On second thought, wouldn't the ministry of immigration be able to sponsor you?

You know what I did when I was a week old?

I worked but didn't train until I could buy Q3 food. Once that was done, I started to train and got going in all levels to earn Gold and a higher salary.

Get a job ya BUM!
Eric.


P.S"I'll send you something later in the day."

What's this about hairy vulvas now?

I don't know, but it took 9 posts for someone to finally ask that question. We're getting old.

Another question... Why would you need a sponsor and a ticket when you said that you already have a ticket? If you have a ticket, just move here now!

all I have gotten as yet is some wellness and a ticket.

ummm, i blew my ticket on a short move...... do-over?

pleasegivetovulvajohnson http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/1551955

lol, does eCanada have our first professional bum?

could you atleast tell us whats with the name?

sure, my name loosely translates to "Vagina Penis" thanks for asking... and remember......

pleasegivetovulvajohnson http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/1551955

This is so odd. Vulva Johnson's avatar speaks volumes to me...

One more experience point and you'll be level 6 VJ! I think you get some gold by then... am I right people?