Hit and Run

Comes out of nowhere and kills everybody. Then, without taking the crown, has dinner at Swiss Chalet.

Comes after Dominik killed everybody, then take the crown, then wave hands to Dominik as I come to dine with him at Swiss Chalet, a big smile on my face.

goes on a swiss chalet rampage with Rambow and kill Eldorino and Dom. Goes to the other side of restaurant to eat at harvey's with Rambow

uses necromancy to revive everyone as zombies and skeletal warriors and storms Harvey's straight-up with all of his minions. After an intense battle, Rambow is killed and Kyoto is taken prisoner.

Takes crown from Kyoto, restores everyone to their normal self, and leaves the crown at the top of Mauna Kea to be guarded by a tribe of insane volcano-worshippers.

Sighs as he is killed for at least the 400th time on these forums, and finds comfort in his newfound religion of volcano-worshipping.

Arrives after Dominik begins to worhip like crazy the volcano, getting all the attention from the tribe, then when they are all around him, goes up and steal the crown, and get down.

Waits at the bottom of Mauna Kea and gives Eldorino a lava facewash. As his face peels and his screams confuse Dominik and the volcano worshipping tribe, I steal the crown and catch a wave! Surf's up dude!

I take the red october and fire a torpedo at Eric Gunn. Then take the arm of Eric's which is still holding onto the crown. The Red October dives back into the ocean blue.

Dominik humps the volcano, oblivious to the mad scramble for (what was it again?) outside of his volcano tribe.

Saved from bleeding to death by a giant ocean leech, and hanging on to Aquaman's fin, I command him to race after the Red October. When he's close enough, I get him to do his thing on the sub. Just before the sub explodes, I retrieve my arm and the damm crown!

...And I give Duke a Columbian neck tie as a souvenir!

David arrives in his motorboat and knocks out Eric with a crowbar. He then takes the crown and motors off into the Bermuda Triangle, where he drops the crown and lets it sink to the bottom.

Eric unfortunately drowns after this incident.

Out on an expedition to find this crown in the Bermuda Triangle, my crew and I find this an uncharted island near the center. On the island we discover Amelia Earhart who has stayed remarkably young by the Fountain of Youth. She tells me where the crown is (because Mr. Eastcorner wasn't being very subtle) and offers me her assistance.

With her technical know-how, my crew builds a nuclear submarine capable of traversing the dangerous depths of the Bermuda Triangle. We all make our way out to the destination.

We discover a maze of ruined ships. We spot the shinyness of the crown instantly. Amelia and I put our SCUBA suits on and dive down to retrieve it. She picks it up and we feel a great shaking. Followed by a roar. The ocean is dark and we can't see what is coming. Unbeknownst to us, it is a Leviathan. We discover it too late, as it rushes straight into us. I am kicked back and lose sight of Amelia. I scream out on our radio for her. The Leviathan continues to patrol the area.

Looking around for Amelia, I spot the crown's shine and rush towards her. There I discover something disturbing. She pinned onto one of the broken ships, a large piece of metal sticking through her. She struggles to talk but tells me to take the crown. I keep on assuring her that she was going to make it, but she persists that she won't and I just need to go. I take the crown reluctantly and the Leviathan shoots right past us. I gave her one last look and swam back up to the submarine.

We return to the island. There I build a memorial mound for Amelia and lay the crown there. I remark:

"A few karats of gold in eschange for countless liters of blood. What a fair trade..."