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Post by vulva johnson on Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:49 am

Hi eFolks,

Bit new to all this and seem to have shot my wad a tad early and require hospitalization..... I was wondering if there are any kind souls out there willing to make donations of travel tickets, food, weapons, money, gold, stock or anything you would have liked to have had when you were one week old... If you could be so kind as to help I will pledge to help n00bs myself when I'm more established.Thanks in advance to any who can be of assistance....

Kind Regards, Vulva Johnson
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Post by frankypicoto on Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:14 am

Lol welcome, I was going to donate some food but I noticed you were in eAustralia :/ why is it that you are posting in our forums?
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Post by vulva johnson on Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:34 am

Well franky, I could give you some bs about how its a globalized world, we're all in this together, etc.. but the truth is its a matter of help maximization and more panhandling equals more coins in my eHat......I would greatly appreciate your offer of food if its still on the table, all I have gotten as yet is some wellness and a ticket. I would like to point out also that I think Canada is a great country full of wonderful and generous people..lol. Good luck in your eEndeavours.... Regards, VJ.

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Post by frankypicoto on Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:36 am

LOL...but why don't you move to eCanada then? Razz I'll give you the food anyway cause I don't need it Razz
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Post by vulva johnson on Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:04 am

I would gladly eMove there if eCanadians wish to sponsor me with a ticket some cash or health.... Come on eCanada, give til it hurts...Thankyouinadvance, VJ. (sings, O' Canada)

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Post by frankypicoto on Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:05 am

lol... scratch
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Post by Nosyt on Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:14 am

I'd give you a Canadian made ticket Very Happy
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Post by Nosyt on Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:15 am

On second thought, wouldn't the ministry of immigration be able to sponsor you? Razz
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Post by Eric Gunn on Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:38 am

You know what I did when I was a week old?

I worked but didn't train until I could buy Q3 food. Once that was done, I started to train and got going in all levels to earn Gold and a higher salary.

Get a job ya BUM!
Eric.


P.S"I'll send you something later in the day."
lol!
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Post by Dominik on Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:23 pm

What's this about hairy vulvas now?
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Post by christian.doe on Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:32 pm

I don't know, but it took 9 posts for someone to finally ask that question. We're getting old.
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Post by Emilio Sanchez on Mon Jun 22, 2009 3:32 pm

Another question... Why would you need a sponsor and a ticket when you said that you already have a ticket? If you have a ticket, just move here now!

all I have gotten as yet is some wellness and a ticket.
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Re: Vulva's hairy predicament....

Post by vulva johnson on Mon Jun 22, 2009 5:09 pm

ummm, i blew my ticket on a short move...... do-over?

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Re: Vulva's hairy predicament....

Post by Nosyt on Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:56 pm

lol, does eCanada have our first professional bum? Razz
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Post by sincostan on Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:32 pm

could you atleast tell us whats with the name?

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Post by vulva johnson on Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:46 pm

sure, my name loosely translates to "Vagina Penis" thanks for asking... and remember......

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Post by admis on Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:35 pm

This is so odd. Vulva Johnson's avatar speaks volumes to me...

One more experience point and you'll be level 6 VJ! I think you get some gold by then... am I right people?
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