Hit and Run

Here is a game that gets very insane very quickly.

So, there is an object called the Crown of Flames that everyone wants to get. What you need to do is post how you stole it from the other person based on how they defended it. Then you need to post how you defend it. You can go anywhere in the world if you want. Here is an example.


Steals the crown from that loser named George Bush and gives it to Osama Bin Laden and tells him that it's a special Muslim areifact that he should defend with his life.

*Seduces Bin Ladin's wife, but forgets to take the crown*

Steals the crown from Bin Laden and peeks into a room and sees Dominik doing it with some whore. Gives the crown to Al Gore and tells him it's the Key to saving the enviorment.

Tells Al Gore that the crown contains carbon dioxide, thereby obtaining it, and gives it to Admiral Ackbar.

*Has smoked salmon* mmmmm...... good Ackbar

*Tells Admiral Ackbar that it is an imperial trap, kills Dominik in revenge for killing & eating Admiral Ackbar, seizes Super Star Destroyer, renames it the NRS Admiral Ackbar in memory(NRS=New Republic Ship), sails around the galaxy & gives it as a present( ) to Augustus Baldwin, just because.

uses my Altairific awsomenes to steal the Crown from Baldwin and hides it inside a moose.

Kills the moose and gets the crown...then flies to the moon and gives it to the unknown alien creatures as a present and tells them to protect it or their planet would be destroyed!! hahaha

After using my Space Pope Vatican guards (mine don't use pikes) to destroy the alien planet (so Franky isn't a liar) I have the crown recovered from the rubble, brought to me, and installed in a restaurant salamander! Then I make some garlic bread with cheese with it.

Takes the crown from the restaurant salamander (sooo easy) and steals Goran's Garlic bread with cheese in it!! Then hides the crown under her bed where it'll be safe because of the scary monsters!!

Using my wicked Altair weaponary I kill the monsters and steal the crown. I hide it inside a my avatar

*Slices avatar open and takes it*


Makes a duplicate of the crown and buries the real crown under me, and wears the fake crown proudly

Tricks GChrome into going to her house...then drugs him and gets the real crown making a duplicate again and hiding it in the same place where the real one was so that GChrome doesn't find out.

Using a mixture of Novacaine and Chloraform, knocks out frankypicto, and takes crown. Before he leaves, I put some novacaine into Gchrome and puts both franky and Gchrome in a REALLY awkward and hillarious position.

wakes up in the hillarious position that Duke Leto made and soots GChrome for taking advandage of her! Gets a big knife and cuts off Duke Leto's hand and takes the crown, then goes to her mansion in Mars! haha

uses RAINBOW squadron to attack franky's mansion on mars throws the crown into a volcano.

That will take care of the crown, unless...
Smegol tries to steal it instead of the ring, saying "My precious!"

Tells Smegol that Frodo got Lil' Frodo stuck in the ring causing Smegol to drop the crown and race towards Hobbitland. Tosses the crown to some homeless dude telling him that wearing it will make him cry rum.

Gives Homless guy a case of rum because he told him that homeless people can't cry. Sells Crown to a pawnshop for funds to sew hand back on and then steals crown from pawnshop.

Cuts off duke leto's other hand and takes the crown to Washington then gives it to Obama and says its a gift, with the maximum security in the White House no one could get to it!

David wins the next US Presidential elections and gets the crown through winning. He then buries it far beneath the sea so that it's unreachable.

David is drilling for oil and sucks the crown up through his pipes. Holds it gleefully in his hands.

frankypicoto gets the crown off Davids hands and hides it in her over-protected safe.

Hires a profesional safe breaker and gets the crown, then i eat the crown

did some1 say laxatives?

Gives Mirahge laxatives, runs off with crown, wearing gloves of course