THATS'S WHAT SHE SAID

[admis]

Perhaps the best kind of joke in the world!

post your "that's what she said!" jokes

1. I work at a grocery store. A lady asks me "I can't believe it's not butter?" I respond with "That's what she said!"
2. Moving a large couch into a small entrance into another room with my father. He says "Shove it in there... yeah, like that. Good... so close!" I respond with "That's what she said!"
3. My professor said "Intercourse is needed for replication." I raised my hand "... That's what she said?"

[Eric Gunn]

everytime I get a cheeseburger at McDonald's, I'm always thinking..."Where's the Beef?!" and That's what the little old lady said!

[admis]

1. she couldn't get the lid off her makeup and it was about to come off and get everywhere.

"give it to me or it will explode all over your face!"
"that's what she said..."

2.so im sitting in the lunch room a work, drinking five alive.
Boss Man: Cmon, we gotta get back at er
Me: One second, just one more gulp
THATS WHAT SHE SAID BEOTCH!

3. Math Teacher - I wanna get through this fast..It's getting really slow and boring.
Dude - That's what she said.
The rest of the class - Laughing Hysterically

[Mr. Slaughter]

The following is a true story:

I was at Wal-Mart, trolling for Wal-Mart ass as I often do, and I came upon the soft beverages section. There was this chick and I guess her mom. Her mom took a liter of Pepsi and put in the cart saying, "Well, I guess I'll just stick it in here..."

Then the daughter of all people, in her little short shorts, said out loud, "That's what she said! Hahahaha!"

[Pifreak]

http://xkcd.com/174/
http://xkcd.com/366/
http://xkcd.com/436/

[Mr. Slaughter]

http://xkcd.com/174/
http://xkcd.com/366/
http://xkcd.com/436/

Lol, those were kinda awkward.

[admis]

1. Just got done playing a game of slap;
me: 'OW, gawd that hurt so badly, i think i'm going to have bruises all over. but he had fun, i could tell by his smile.''
teacher walking by: 'that's what she said.'

2. "Ahhh there's hair in my mouth!!!" .... "that's what she said"

3. I'm in science and were doing stuff with a protractor and my teacher says: ok now it should be at a 90 degrees angle

me: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

teacher: What? stop fooling around and do it

Me: thats what she said.. again

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