Hit and Run

David uses the remote-controlled gloves to get the crown back. He then hides it in a box, in another box, in another box... And so on.

The infinite quantity of boxes end up evolving, gaining self-consciousness, and destroying the Earth, whose evil throes of gravity kept the boxes chained to the ground.

Pifreak then befriends the boxes and gains permission to obtain the crown. He then transports himself and the crown into a Vogon spacecraft.

(someone please get the Vogon reference...)

David uses the hitchiker's guide to the galaxy to get inside the vogon ship.

He then takes the crown and gets sucked into an infinite improbability drive.

(happy?)

frankypicoto gets the crown but then is sucked in too sad

David says hello to franky when she gets sucked in.

frankypicoto manages to get out but leaves the crown there "damn it"

David escapes with the crown and hides it inside a gigantic Venus Flytrap.

frankypicoto doesn't know what the hell that is so she can't get the crown sad

It's a plant that eats things.

I have a venus fly-trap. . Hey franky... I bet its raining where u r. (Sorry, Im random today)

ummm it was cuts off the flowers head and takes the crown.

reminds me of king of the hill...

cuts the head off franky takes the crown.

ha! take some of your own medicine!

:O :O :O what?? sews head back on and cuts off Konstiin's head and takes the crown

kick's own fake head out of the way, tiptoes behind franky and steals the crown.

Using knife tipped with Cyanide, I stab Konstiin and steal crown while watching Kronstiin writhe in pain.

Comes out of nowhere and kills everybody. Then, without taking the crown, has dinner at Swiss Chalet.

Comes after Dominik killed everybody, then take the crown, then wave hands to Dominik as I come to dine with him at Swiss Chalet, a big smile on my face.

goes on a swiss chalet rampage with Rambow and kill Eldorino and Dom. Goes to the other side of restaurant to eat at harvey's with Rambow

uses necromancy to revive everyone as zombies and skeletal warriors and storms Harvey's straight-up with all of his minions. After an intense battle, Rambow is killed and Kyoto is taken prisoner.

Takes crown from Kyoto, restores everyone to their normal self, and leaves the crown at the top of Mauna Kea to be guarded by a tribe of insane volcano-worshippers.

Sighs as he is killed for at least the 400th time on these forums, and finds comfort in his newfound religion of volcano-worshipping.

Arrives after Dominik begins to worhip like crazy the volcano, getting all the attention from the tribe, then when they are all around him, goes up and steal the crown, and get down.

Waits at the bottom of Mauna Kea and gives Eldorino a lava facewash. As his face peels and his screams confuse Dominik and the volcano worshipping tribe, I steal the crown and catch a wave! Surf's up dude!

I take the red october and fire a torpedo at Eric Gunn. Then take the arm of Eric's which is still holding onto the crown. The Red October dives back into the ocean blue.

Dominik humps the volcano, oblivious to the mad scramble for (what was it again?) outside of his volcano tribe.

Saved from bleeding to death by a giant ocean leech, and hanging on to Aquaman's fin, I command him to race after the Red October. When he's close enough, I get him to do his thing on the sub. Just before the sub explodes, I retrieve my arm and the damm crown!

...And I give Duke a Columbian neck tie as a souvenir!