Riddles!!!

In this thread you can post your various riddles. Answers at the bottom.


1.What gets shorter the older it gets?

2.What gets wetter the more it dries?

3.If a plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada then where do you bury the survivors?

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lol, ive heard all of these before

lol I have no comment

1) A man went to a canyon, the canyon was so wide you can barely see the side on the horizon. The canyon was so long it went on forever. The canyon was so deep you can almost see the bottom. The man only used rope to get across the canyon. There was no bridge, no floating stepping stones, he just used the rope.

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What is blue, but smells like red paint?

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that's retarded lolz

not really a riddle, but i found it amazingly hilarious.

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. There he decided to open his laptop and send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her address, and sent the e-mail without realizing his error.

In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who had been 'called home to glory' following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
From: Your Departed Husband
Subject: I've Arrived!
I've just arrived and have checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

(P.S. Sure is hot down here!)

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I lol'd.

Okay, you're escaping an island. You come in front of two paths. One leads to doom, the other leads to freedom. You don't know which one leads to doom, and the same thing goes for the freedom path. An old man stands on each of the paths. One always lies, the other always tells the truth. You don't know who lies, and who doesn't. You can only ask one man, and you can only ask one question. What question will you ask?

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Lol, there's a lot of versions of that one.

shoot them both, steal their organs, sell on black market, buy GPS.

That's not going to work. Lol.

Which path would the other guardian take?

Right Leto...

You still cheated on my eHalf-Sister though.

And for that I can never forgive you.

I did not cheat. *Nixon impersonation*

we can't have Franky have the WHOLE bed to herself now could we?

It was a SINGLE bed Leto.

WOT?????? THIS IS MADNESS! It was a four person bed!

oh, i wanna join then

You can share it with Leto.

LOL no the bed is only for me and my future eHusband you get another if you wanna

What's green, fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls on you out of a tree...

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