Cheese or Peanut Butter?

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After reading this, it inspired me to befriend a cow. Now I just need the processing equipment and I can have cheese whenever I want. Take that Kraft, and your cheese whiz!!

What do you have against Cheez Whiz?

To clarify on the school thing, there is periodically a person with a peanut allergy enrolled in the school. There is then a mass sending of notices to parents telling them not to pack peanut butter sandwiches or anything else with peanuts in their childrens' lunches.

This has never happened with cheese.

Nobody on the planet is allergic to peanut butter. The school system made it up; it's a nation-wide capitalist conspiracy, undermining our educational system, by installing subliminal propaganda through food restrictions, eventually creating soulless goons out of the proletariat, so the upper classes can stay on top.


Just my two cents

Cheese FTW!!!

Nonsense cheese isn't really my favorite food but it definitely stands above peanut butter (literally)

There's something about cheese, I just, you know... Love.

Lol, me too.

Dominik wrote:Nobody on the planet is allergic to peanut butter. The school system made it up; it's a nation-wide capitalist conspiracy, undermining our educational system, by installing subliminal propaganda through food restrictions, eventually creating soulless goons out of the proletariat, so the upper classes can stay on top.


Just my two cents

Actually, I have a friend who's allergic to peanut butter, his throat swells up and he can't breathe if he eats it

how is peanut butter getting owned here? You can put it on parts of your body and your dog can lick it off........



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but can you put it on your body and get a dog to lick it off?

Yes.

*runs to fridge and grabs cheeze whiz*

lol you are obsessed *leaves the room before anything bad happens*

How the hell do you put cheese on your body? And who would let their dog lick them? :O

Fram wrote:

How the hell do you put cheese on your body? And who would let their dog lick them? :O

try cheese wiz (its in liquid form)......and for starters blink 182 member mark

and i am going to stop before i start to sound really creepy

So let me get this straight- Benmartin likes to hang out with Blink 182 and have a dog lick cheese off of him? Am I getting this right?

If you're going to get a mammal to lick something off of you, why not make it a mammal of the species H. sapiens sapiens...?

Peanut butter.

Good on toast, in a spoon or on a fingertip. Can be licked off someone, unlike cheese.

LOL I guess Benmartin just loves dogs...there's nothing wrong with that, a bit weird but not wrong

Pifreak wrote:If you're going to get a mammal to lick something off of you, why not make it a mammal of the species H. sapiens sapiens...?

As long as it's a FEMALE member of the species. I don't want a guy licking me.

David Eastcorner wrote:

Pifreak wrote:If you're going to get a mammal to lick something off of you, why not make it a mammal of the species H. sapiens sapiens...?

As long as it's a FEMALE member of the species. I don't want a guy licking me.

Actually, if you think about it- it would be pretty nasty even if it was a girl (or if you were doing the licking). Can you imagine how hard you would have to lick to get that sticky shit off?

Yeah, she'd have to get all over it. *drool*

I think here should have been a PB and cheese option. That's the way to go.